Tonight is the third week anniversary of a romantic, fluorescent strip-light lit evening Matthew & I spent in hospital. We had had a delicious meal of vegetable wraps, so nice we didn't notice we hadn't taken out the pins we'd, erm, used to hold the wraps together whilst cooking (yes, we've got some cocktail sticks now). We had 2 wraps each, and I tasted the metal of the second pin (not the sharpness), but by then it was too late and we couldn't account for one pin each.
I didn't actually think this was a problem, knowing of a cat (way smaller than me) who swallowed a needle (bigger than a pin) and was fine. However, Matthew googled the situation on his phone, and the first hit was 'Woman unharmed after swallowing pin!' So we rang NHS Direct, who were very nice and apologetic about it, but said we had to go to hospital.
So we went to A&E, and a very nice doctor who was very scarily the same age as us said she wasn't that worried, but sent us for some x-rays, which were taken by a bemused radiographer ("you've both swallowed a pin? What, the same one?" Erm, no. "Was it a bet?"
No!).
The doctor came in and said I hadn't swallowed a pin, as it wasn't on my x-rays, but Matthew definitely had. I thought this was hugely strange, given that, erm, I had actually eaten everything on my plate, bar the pin I nearly swallowed. She held my x-ray up and I immediately pointed out my pin - it was over my spine so slightly camoflaged.
Anyway, she went away. Came back, said she'd spoken to a couple of different consultants, and that it was best if we would stay in overnight, 'for observation'. Great. We were kept nil-by-mouth, in case we had to have surgery :-o So we got sticky-in-the-arm things and a drip, and a stay on the Surgical Admissions Unit.
I did feel rather bad about us taking up 2 beds in a ward, but I figure that since we don't drink or take drugs we theorectically shouldn't be hospitalised for any more moronic things.
We were told by about 3 different doctors that they were sure the pins would 'pass naturally', but they were keeping us in 'to make sure'. Riiiiiiight. Well, I can tell you, there is nothing like knowing that nurses will be checking through your poo to make you, strangely not need to go.
The following morning we had further x-rays. We had wondered whether we could keep our x-rays, but we couldn't, and we didn't even see the second batch. We got to go home about 4pm, complete
with pins. I do feel that it would have been better if they had sent us home initially, and then got us to come back as outpatients for futher x-rays a week later or something.
Anyway, I am now pinless, and I assume Matthew is too ;) In fact, the worst problem I had was that my drip caused my hand to swell up (it was rather painful and weird to get my ring off), and a huge, deep bruise on my elbow, which only finally went this weekend.
And for those interested...
* Dice a selection of vegetables, we used onion, carrot, courgette, pepper, aubergine, mushrooms and sweetcorn.
* Fry these in some olive oil, with a little garlic & herbs.
* Add tinned tomatoes and some creme fraiche (or sour cream, whichever you remember to buy), and simmer for a while.
* Place wraps in an oven dish and fill with the veg. Close the wraps up and hold closed with cocktail sticks, or boiled pins, depending on your fancy.
* Pour a jar of salsa over the top and garnish with grated cheese.
* Bake in the oven for about 30 minutes.
* Remember to remove sharp objects before consumption.
With thanks to Judith for the recipe.