Specially formulated to irritate me

We moved into a house that is evidently owned by people who watch a lot of Property Ladder, and had done the house up in order to sell it. Despite the fact that we were moving into a 'clean slate', so to speak, there was quite a bit of random crap left behind. Like the spare lightswitch, the individual match, the single dose of superglue in a twist-the-top-off tab (nifty!).

There was also something with this on the label:



What could it be, do you wonder? Something offering 'A Contemporary formulation for today's stressful life-style'. Medication? Homeopathic rememdies? A beverage (sounds like a strong alcohol, no?)?

No.

It's...


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Wait for it....



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(how big is your computer screen?)



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Hand wash.

Yes, 'contemporary' handwash, specially designed to wash away those stresses and strains...

Words. Fail. Me.